I’m hoppier than those other beers. Damn hazies, they’re all alike…

I am a hacker, enter my world, a world awash with lush tropical notes and tangy pops of grapefruit, citrus peel and passionfruit. 

We thirst after pillowy, juicy, hoppy beers like this, and you call us criminals? 

You brew lagers and XPAs and say it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals. 

I am a hacker & this is my manifesto. 

You may stop this individual, but you can’t stop us all… After all, we’re all alike.