The Matriarch’s arrived in the 90210, Rollin’ like a celebrity on the old Rodeo.

She ain’t no housewife and her fashion sense is a little whack, 

But in that handbag’s a knife, and she’ll still give you a smack. 

Her plump lips pop as we inject this beer’s troppo hops

and there’s a touch more colour to her than in previous drops

They say’s life’s a beach and then you die, don’t they?

Well you best savour this bitter and fruity West Coast IPA.